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Jul 14, 2023Liked by Patrick R

If Miriam and Barnabas were just a little more comfortable online, they could have skipped this whole ordering food and messy live sex thing and gone straight to the Fumble App! There they could have created whatever digital selves they desired and explored any agreed upon sexual fantasy as often as they wanted and with any virtual body they wanted. No more awkwardness, and no more opportunities missed! It would have made their relationship so much better.

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I actually mentioned this to Barnabas when I met up with Miriam and him over the weekend. (I'd had a few drinks, and Miriam was in the bathroom.) He frowned incredulously and answered "what do I look like, some sort of freak?"

Well, his app said it. You knew what I meant.

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